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Be sure to glue some flowers to your head....




Underdog's Motoring Hints and Tips!

Get the most out of classic and modern motoring!

Not sure if your car is a classic? Read lots of back issues of popular classic car magazines. If the editor has at some point slagged your vehicle useless, it is almost certainly an up-and-coming classic.

Allegro and Marina owners: don't forget you now have a valid case for putting your car on a BMW stand, following that company and Rover's brief association.

Triumph GT6 owners: Annoy people with Jaguar E-Types by referring to their vehicles as the "rich man's GT6".

Modern BMW Owners: surprise other drivers by not acting like an arrogant ******* who thinks he owns the road.

Morgan 3-wheeler owners: Take great care with inspection pits.

Own a modern car? Experience the joys of classic motoring by swapping over a couple of plug leads, always leaving a window slightly open and periodically pouring a pint of sump oil on your driveway.

Earn £££££s by covering your classic car with hay, taking a photograph of it and sending the picture to a classic car magazine's "barn finds" pages.

Z3 and MGF owners: visit a classic car show to see the amazing things you can do with that strange, floppy roof .